Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.