What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles