Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.