Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.