What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!