What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV