What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato