What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...