What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!