What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.