Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Literature Jokes More Literature Jokes

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na