Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Bromine Jokes More Bromine Jokes

What do you call a frat house in a quarry?

A bromine.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.