How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.