How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease