What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What do you call a frat house in a quarry?

A bromine.