What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.