What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO