What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.