What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.