What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!