A poodle split in half.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
His first mate
Anyone that goes near my wife!
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
There are poodles everywhere!
