What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO