What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.