What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!