What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells