What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells