Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.