Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves