What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.