Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

How do you say bra in German?

dashud sthapem from flappen

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.