Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.