Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!