What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.