What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.