What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo