What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.