What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.