What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.