Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade