What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

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What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight