What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What is the difference man &amp?

woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.