Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
Karma-vore
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
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Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Because it was A Minor.
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.