Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
They're starting to get quite dark
They both make black men run faster.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Because it was Pablo-matic
any
Their knees! Please comment "No"
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
A stand up driver.
His parents were in a jam.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Because it was A Minor.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.