What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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They can go through 94 stories in seconds!

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The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry