Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!