Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.