Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her?

Her Miscarriage.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string