What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind