What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around