When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Cause he just got it!

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Because it was dead.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.