then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Fart
Cause he just got it!
Because they always miss the joke
Because it was dead.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Poe-etry
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!