How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine