Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.