Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.