When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Ence Jokes More Ence Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.