Sport Jokes

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

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Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.