Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!