What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!