How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket