Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.