How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh