How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh