What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"