How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

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What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence