What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush