What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.