You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
A: A dope ring.
The teabag stays longer in the cup.
Ones in a cup
They've only gotta invite one family
They were both fingered by their brother.
Wa-TAH!
The Allahu Ak Bar
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Too many horses were drowning.
Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
They literally can't even.
