You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
You can drop her off anywhere.
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....
I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
A Trillbilly!
Patti O'Furniture
Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.
Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
His brother holding the VCR.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
Everyone just needs 1 more line.