You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
11, Because it has another 1.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Pandatory. Stupid, I know.
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
4 the home team
just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
Wrong.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
6
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
He had a 2-2.
