You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
A: A dope ring.
Let's go back to being cousins.
So he can cut corners.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
104
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !