How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!