How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.