How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.