How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Teethbrush Jokes More Teethbrush Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms