Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.
He foamed at the mouth.
A toothbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
One Mississippi.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms