Teethbrush Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

North Jokes More North Jokes

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.