Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Cat Food Jokes More Cat Food Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

User Jokes More User Jokes

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

removed

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.