Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Autocorrect Jokes More Autocorrect Jokes

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.