Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "