What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".