What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.