Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!