Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan