What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.