What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot