What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week