What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

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Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist