What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer