What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.