What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.