What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.